Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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