Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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