Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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