last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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