I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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