What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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