White coat. Heels.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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