Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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