Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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