Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
How's work?
Spinning.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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