I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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