guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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