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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm jealous of your bromance

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(310): View more from California

i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.

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(847): View more from Illinois

She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.

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(917): View more from New York City

She saved the condom from the first time we did it.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth

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(757): View more from Virginia

Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.

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It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk

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(585): View more from New York

That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS

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