So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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