He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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