sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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