So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
