K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
kristin has been a bad kristin
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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