Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Alive.
So much puke
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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