Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
