Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Randomize