doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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