i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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