Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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