Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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