I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
