The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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