They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize