Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Is this like a preordered booty call?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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