end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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