So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
