only if we run a train.
done.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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