How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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