but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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