I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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