actually, I'm a sock model
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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