that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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