He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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