this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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