just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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