when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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