i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm like, not good at living.
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