i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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