If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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