They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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