hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
