therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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