That's intense
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
