so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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