Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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