Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Randomize
