I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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