You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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